The Daily Word in Black Monday, Guns N’ Roses and difficulty urinating
After stopping a terrorist attack aboard a high-speed Euro train, three Americans and one Brit were awarded the Legion of Honor by the President of France.
Devastating fires in California and Washington are severely taxing firefighting resources, and making the New Mexican skies look more like Los Angeles.
In local fire-related news, firefighters were still trying to put out a blaze at a strip mall near Coors and Sequoia this morning hours after it was reported.
After reports of suicide linked to the Ashley Madison debacle, the company is offering a half a million dollar reward for information on the hackers.
Today is being called ' Black Monday,' as the global stock market heads straight down the toilet.
No one thought it could ever happen, but Slash and Axl have finally made up!
The city of Santa Fe is making it even tougher to find a place to take a leak.
After a divorce, who gets custody of the frozen embryos?
Though the Dow Jones may be making your 401K vanish, here are some tips to start your week off right!
The Daily Word in super lice, impending global doom and Kenny Rogers
Teenagers from North and South Korea competed in an international soccer tournament in Pyongyang, despite the threat of war between the two nations.
A woman on the New York City subway scratched and bit another female passenger for trying to sit next to her.
Mutant super lice are wreaking havoc on scalps in Western New York and have been reported in 25 states.
In a band? Here are five band photo clichés to avoid.
According to NASA, rumors of impeding global doom are greatly exaggerated.
July was planet earth's hottest month on record ever.
We have the best food trail in the nation: The Green Chile Cheeseburger Trail.
Charges against the New Mexico man who threw a banana peel at Dave Chappelle have been dropped.
Thanks to John Hankinson for the link!
The Daily Word in asexuality, bad hair and breakfast of champions
A guide to understanding asexuality.
This man is getting back at Target over their new gender neutral toy-stocking policy.
This is how the explosion in China looked from space.
Thanks to Geoff Plant for the links!
The Daily Word in space lettuce, Sex Ed. and Vegemite moonshine
Ferguson protests marking the one year anniversary of the Michael Brown shooting resulted in 3 more shootings .
The land down under is dealing with major Vegemite-related issues.
In local news, the EPA spill of yellow mining sludge is far worse than originally thought.
A knife attack at an Ikea in Sweden has left two people dead.
Alaskan neighborhoods are among the most racially diverse in the country.
The Legionnaire's outbreak has killed a dozen people in New York.
Thanks to Desiree Garcia for the links!
The Daily Word in cheese abuse, the resurrection of hitchBOT and the distortion of time
Shoppers suffered injuries and a Walmart sustained damage in Alabama during a major storm and possible tornado.
The color chartreuse is actually named after the liqueur, made by Carthusian Monks since the mid 1700s. They named the liqueur after their monastery located in the Chartreuse Mountains.
John McAfee of antivirus software fame was arrested and charged with a DUI in Tennessee. He was armed and super high. Check out his mug shot!
North Korea is creating its own time zone, proving that time is, indeed, non linear.
Been meaning to do some shopping? Take advantage of a tax-free weekend throughout the state, beginning today!
The robot that successfully hitchhiked across Europe and Canada is being rebuilt after it was "murdered" in Philly.
Oliver Hardy of the comedy duo Laurel & Hardy died on this date back in 1957.
The Daily Word in nuclear weapons, airplane wreckage and JonBenet Ramsey
As Japan marks the 70th anniversary of the bombing of Hiroshima, the Mayor calls to end nuclear weapons globally.
The Netflix Corporation is offering unlimited maternity and paternity leave for its employees.
Seat cushions and windows from Malaysia flight MH370 have begun washing ashore.
The U.S. Coast Guard just discovered a vessel with 6 tons of cocaine, making this one of the largest cocaine busts in history.
Wanna see something gross? Watch these bed bugs bite a researcher's arm.
Jon Stewart leaves the Daily Show this week after 16 years.
An investigative piece by the New Yorker about TMZ is making Harvey Levin uncomfortable.
We're overdue for a list. Here are the top ten metal songs about the apocalypse.
JonBenet Ramsey was born on this date in 1990. She would have turned 25 today.
Elliot Smith was born on this date in 1969. He would have been 46 today.
Thanks to Mark Lopez, Carl Petersen and John Hankinson for the links!
The Daily Word in Star Wars, exploding churches and crapping on the green
Glaciers are melting faster than they ever have before.
Ever seen a guy surf a wave on a dirt bike? Here you go!
Drinking too many margaritas in the sun can lead to phytophotodermatitis.
Brighten your day with these Werner Herzog inspirational posters!
For over a decade, a mystery man has been crapping in the holes of a Norway golf club.
Thanks to Geoff Plant and Carl Petersen for the links!
The Daily Word in mine sweeping rats, spray-on condoms and Morrissey’s junk
Citizens live without cell phones or WiFi in this West Virginian town.
Iconic percussionist and drumstick maker Vic Firth has died at the age of 85.
Zimbabwe is seeking the extradition James Palmer, who is currently nowhere to be found.
Everything you hate about wearing glasses.
I present to you the spray-on condom.
Prepare to be disappointed by tonight's blue moon.
Check out Prince's new song!
The Daily Word in Postmen, Boy Scouts & Yahoo Serious
Burger King is seeing a much-needed boost in sales due to the allure if its "chicken fries."
Who said it: Donald Trump or Mr. Burns?
A postman rescued an injured man who was trapped in his home for a week and a half.
After being in a coma for 6 months, Bobbi Kristina Brown has died.
Over the weekend, President Obama did some serious rug-cutting in Kenya.
The cover of New York Magazines features a photo of all 35 of Bill Cosby's accusers.
Thanks to Geoff Plant for the Black Sabbath link!
The Daily Word in depression, explosion, combustion and Bugs Bunny
Another movie theater shooting took place, this time in Louisiana.
After her teeange murder for hire accidentally killed her brother-in-law instead of her spouse, a South Carolina woman was sentenced to life in prison.
Here's a guide to understanding depression through colorful charts.
Two people were airlifted to UNM after an explosion occurred at the medical marijuana clinic in Santa Fe.
Vegan? You can still eat like crap with these junk foods.