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A Non-Skynyrd Fan Reflects on Going to a Skynyrd Concert

What? I Can't Hear You.

I never really got that whole "southern rock" thing. Lynyrd Skynyrd in particular. "Free Bird" seems like it has to violate several international treaties dealing with wanton cruelty.

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For the Dogs

The Eastside Animal Welfare Center (8920 Lomas NE) is throwing a "grand opening" party to celebrate a recent renovation. On Saturday from 10 a.m. to 2 p.m., more than 18 animal rescue groups will man info tables and help with pet adoptions. The fun includes free pizza, door prizes and demos by the APD K-9 Unit, as well as the unveiling of two newly installed sculptures: "Kimo the Cat" by Michele VandenHeuvel and "American Dog" by Dale Rogers. The event is free to the public. For more information, call 768-1975.

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For the Pirates

Aux Dog Theatre (3011 Monte Vista NE) is presenting an adaptation of Robert Louis Stevenson's <I>Treasure Island</I>. Come on down and see Long John Silver in a "toy theater" version of the classic pirate tale. Opening night is Friday, May 6, at 7:30 p.m. but if you get there early, there will be a "spectacular aerial skills performance." Stick around afterward for food and live entertainment. Tickets are $10. The play runs through May 29. For more information, visit auxdog.com.

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Drunken, Not Blurred

Finally, a charitable excuse to drink gin and vermouth (but not too much vermouth). On Friday at 7 p.m., come to the Albuquerque Museum of Art and History for Martinis, a Martini glass auction, jazz and mixologist Oscar Lopez of Hotel Parq Central. Tickets are $40 per person and $75 for couples. Buy tickets at 842-0111 or albuquerquemuseum.com/shaken. Proceeds benefit Lead with the Arts, a high school arts program. Otherwise, the kids will have to steal their art supplies. You don't want the kids to have to steal, do you?

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Albuquerque Artists Head North

A couple of Albuquerque's favorite street urchins, er, street artists will be showing their stuff in The City Different, not normally the scene of such lowly art. Eggman & Walrus, a Santa Fe gallery that specializes in emerging artists, is presenting Stolen Paint, a show featuring The Groundscore Collective. The group features Albuquerque painters Ernest Doty and Thomas Christopher Haag. The reception is Friday at 5:30 p.m. at Eggman & Walrus (130 West Palace, Santa Fe). For more information, call (505) 660-0048. Here's hoping this will continue to bridge the artistic gap between the two cities.

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Scribendi reception

Come on down to UNM campus to support the good folks at Scribendi, the non-profit annual print publication of art and literature by undergraduate honors students. It is produced at the University of New Mexico (UNM) and published by UNM’s University Honors Program.

This is their 25th year of publication.

There will be a reception today (Saturday) at 7 p.m. in the University Honors Program Forum which is on the ground floor of the Student Health Center.

News

The Daily Word 4.8.11: Ducks, geese and lots of death

The Daily Word

Levi Chavez gets indicted for murder.

Goose and deer become buddies in cemetery.

Duck nesting at Chick-fil-A.

'30 Rock' may not be ending.

Tina Fey is pregnant with her second child.

Stripper gets 10 years in prison for killing a customer.

More than 100 bodies found in Ivory Coast, some burned alive.

Planned Parenthood only thing holding up budget deal, Harry Reid says.

Friday protests break out in middle east.

Police have suspect in Long Island serial killings.

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Candle Art, Bro

Artist Dan Socha uses smoke to draw. He collects old pieces of ledger paper, and old handwriting becomes art when he takes candles and uses the smoke to make images across double pink lines intersecting with the aquamarine ones. Exhibit 208—an artist-owned gallery specializing in professional level works—will be showing his pieces beginning Friday with a reception at 5 p.m. If you can't make it then, the gallery is open Thursday through Saturday from 10 a.m. to 4 p.m.

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Hold Me Closer, Airy Dancer

You had me sold at bats flying on trapezes. AirDance New Mexico presents an evening of aerial dance and theater. Up Against the Wall features climbing walls, ropes, hoops and trapezes. The group is promising cave paintings coming to life, birds changing their feathers and cocoon-bound ballerinas bursting to freedom. Hell yeah. Thursday through Saturday at 8 p.m. and Sunday at 2 p.m. at AirDance ArtSpace (3030 Isleta SW). Tickets are $10, $8 for students and seniors. Call 842-9418 to RSVP.

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A dish best served cold

Four revenge ideas

Revenge.

I've been thinking about it a lot lately. There is no one in particular I am seeking vengeance against, but it's good to have a list of ideas. Here are four for your consideration.

1. Go to northern New Mexico, find some sheep herders and bring them to wherever the person against whom you seek satisfaction works. Have a sheep shearing party. Sheep are smelly loud beasts and the person will soon regret whatever it is they have done. Afterward you can make sweaters and have a matanza.

2. Purchase one hundred boxes of allergy pills, five gallons of pool cleaner, vinyl hosing and assorted coffee filters and camp stove fuel. Place items in trash bags and deposit in enemy's back yard. Call drug task force and report clandestine methamphetamine lab. Don't get caught transporting these items, lest ye be charged with manufacture of a controlled dangerous substance. [I wouldn’t do this; it’s probably construed as a felony in most courts.]

3. Buy a cow. Place cow in enemy's office. Feed cow. Smacking of cow lips will soon drive them mad. Large amount of cow dung will also have crazing effect. Note, this does not work if you share an office.

4. Hijack space ship by placing mind controlling bugs in ears of crew members. Threaten to use planet building Genesis device as weapon. Quote Melville. I saw it in a movie once. It didn't work out to well but the principle is sound.

Today's Events

3rd Annual Fright Night at New Mexico Museum of Natural History and Science

Featuring planetarium shows, live music by Soul Kitchen, a cash bar, night sky viewing from the observatory, cocktails and more.

Kissy Sell Out • electronic at Stereo Bar

The Monkey's Paw at UNM's Experimental Theatre

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