Just Don't Act Out
While many churches maintain that homosexuality is a sin, an increasing number now argue that God's path isn't so straight and narrow.
The Price of LoyaltyCommentary
Log Cabin Republicans challenge standard notions of homosexuality and right-wing politics by occupying both spaces at once. In an exclusive Alibi interview, a New Mexico political consultant talks candidly about his experiences as an openly gay GOP member.
As America scrambles to redefine "equality" in the public realm, gay marriage is getting a serious look from both sides of the fence. Watch as Gwyneth Doland sinks her teeth into this political hot potato.
Those sparkly eight-inch platforms may be hell on your feet, but it's a relatively small price to pay for flaming, eteranal glory. Just ask Paul Stanley from KISS--he's been kicking ass in the things for 30 years.
Do even your most earnest grilling endeavors result in stringy, hateful little pucks of teeth-gnashing chicken? Authors Cheryl and Bill Jamison are here to help.
Shaolin Soccer scores points as a fun-filled martial arts flick--but Miramax still deserves a good kick in the shins for it.
Gallery Review: Mechanical Bird
From Above gives museum-goers a whole new perspective on the Southwest.
Rock the Best of Burque Ballot
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The Daily Word in killer Portland cats, Kanye West and the gangs of Disneyland
There are things in the world beyond your understanding. One is Bitcoin and another is Kanye West. Now, you can save time by not understanding both in one convenient package: the Coinye. Kanye, by the way, is totally suing.
Just because the cops tell you to administer a forcible enema and colonoscopy doesn't mean you should do it.
A family and their dog barricaded in a bedroom and police frantically dialing animal control. When will humanity learn its lesson? Beware the cats of Portland.
In the wake of WIPP's radioactive leakages, officials at Los Alamos say they are looking into "alternatives" for storing their toxic waste. No word on what those alternatives are, but this analyst suggests shoving the boxes all the way into the back of the closet and then putting more boxes on top of them.
The Neverlanders Social Club, with their Walt Disney tattoos, cartoon character dress code and penchant for hanging around the Small World ride, may not fill you with fear, but you're bound to be unnerved.
Finally, all you never wanted to know about what went wrong with 1994's Street Fighter movie REVEALED.
"I Saw You" at Burt’s Tiki Lounge
Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?
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Burts Tiki. On 3/6/14
Burt's on 3/6. Gorgeous lady. You were all dressed in black and dancing by yourself. I wanted to come talk to you. You're incredibly beautiful and a very good dancer. Me: the guy sitting at the booth that couldn't take his eyes off of you. I'm hoping there's a spark between us. Please contact me.
Thank You, Ayurvedic Little Beast!
Dear Yoga Pants-wearing Ayurvedic naughty little beast, for your valuable advice and kind words. Unfortunately, the woman who holds my heart captive will not set it free while at the same time not making herself emotionally available. Many thanks, a hairless Kapha Dosha type.