Support Our Troops, Dump BushThin Line
After more than 15 years of faithful service to the United States military, an Albuquerque Lieutenant Colonel comes home from Iraq with unanswered questions and a bitter taste in his mouth.
Trollish Dick Cheney gets a case of potty mouth, leaving newspaper editors the tough decision of whether or not to print the f-word.
Downtown Arena Plan Moves Forward
Now that the City Council has approved the plan, a proposed 10,000-seat arena is expected to open its doors Downtown in 2006.
Music to Your Ears
The Albuquerque music scene looses two more veterans to nightclub burnout and Seattle.
Gear up for the Lavender in the Valley Festival with a little help from Sharon Shipley's The Lavender Cookbook.
King Arthur sets out to demystify the man behind the myth ... but what's left may leave you wishing for the legend.
Reigning fantasy queen Ursula Le Guin talks about what makes her tick in an exclusive Alibi author interview.
Rock the Best of Burque Ballot
Vote for your fave _____ via our virtual polling booth
The Daily Word in killer Portland cats, Kanye West and the gangs of Disneyland
There are things in the world beyond your understanding. One is Bitcoin and another is Kanye West. Now, you can save time by not understanding both in one convenient package: the Coinye. Kanye, by the way, is totally suing.
Just because the cops tell you to administer a forcible enema and colonoscopy doesn't mean you should do it.
A family and their dog barricaded in a bedroom and police frantically dialing animal control. When will humanity learn its lesson? Beware the cats of Portland.
In the wake of WIPP's radioactive leakages, officials at Los Alamos say they are looking into "alternatives" for storing their toxic waste. No word on what those alternatives are, but this analyst suggests shoving the boxes all the way into the back of the closet and then putting more boxes on top of them.
The Neverlanders Social Club, with their Walt Disney tattoos, cartoon character dress code and penchant for hanging around the Small World ride, may not fill you with fear, but you're bound to be unnerved.
Finally, all you never wanted to know about what went wrong with 1994's Street Fighter movie REVEALED.
"I Saw You" at Burt’s Tiki Lounge
Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?
“Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.” –Robert Frost | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.
Burts Tiki. On 3/6/14
Burt's on 3/6. Gorgeous lady. You were all dressed in black and dancing by yourself. I wanted to come talk to you. You're incredibly beautiful and a very good dancer. Me: the guy sitting at the booth that couldn't take his eyes off of you. I'm hoping there's a spark between us. Please contact me.
Thank You, Ayurvedic Little Beast!
Dear Yoga Pants-wearing Ayurvedic naughty little beast, for your valuable advice and kind words. Unfortunately, the woman who holds my heart captive will not set it free while at the same time not making herself emotionally available. Many thanks, a hairless Kapha Dosha type.