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Weekly Alibi
 V.13 No.36 | September 2 - 8, 2004 
New Mexico State Fair 2004 Ford Pavilion Entertainment
Go! The New Mexico State Fair's good for a lot more than gorging yourself on fried foods and puking on the Tilt-A-Whirl. Don't miss the year's biggest string of all ages performances under one roof, eagerly awaiting you right now at the Ford Pavilion.
News Feature
Could issuing code orange terror alerts be the White House's clever way of combating faltering ratings, rather than terrorist attacks? An Internet blogger's "Terror Alert Timeline" seems to think so.
A High Old Time
Can we hear an Amen! Steven Robert Allen and Gwyneth Doland attend the Bush revival--er, rally, at the convention center and marvel at the platitudes that win the prez a whole lotta love.
Music to Your Ears
For the unfortunate few who missed it, Michael Henningsen serves up a Fall Crawl redux without all the parking woes and cotton mouth.
Eating In
Just in time for the state fair, our food editor delves into the finer points of ritually slaughtering and roasting a whole pig. The kiddies won't want to miss this one!
Vanity Fair
Vanity Fair is a lengthy parade of pretty people, English wit and period costumes--a good bet if that's your cup of tea.
Culture Shock
516 Magnífico Artspace is one of the most beloved nonprofit arts organizations in the city, so why the devil are they shutting down?

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Music

Cat Power calls U.S. out

Singer/songwriter says she’s leaving America on Instragram rant

Cat Power by Camille Garmendia
Cat Power by Camille Garmendia

Leave it to your trusty copy editor to place blame on the blameless. Cat Power, aka Chan Marshall, released a statement/rant on her Instragram page (with the Statue of Liberty as the backdrop), criticizing the state of America and claiming she’s leaving the country until things change. In the public statement, she claims the illusion of liberty has become a symbolism of entrapment, fostering hope in Americans in an effort to make them prisoners of false ideas. In the all-caps statement—chill out gurl; you don’t gotta yell—she claims that the powers that be have used said symbolism “AS FALSE CURRENCY TO RAPE THIS EARTH WITH IT’S[sic] LIES, PROTECTION OF WEALTH, AND VICIOUS SLAYINGS & INHUMANE PRIVATE CONTRACTED MILITARIES WORLDWIDE FOR DOMINATION ...”

She goes on to demand a tri-partisan government as well as a Native American vote. Preach on, Chan! But like I said, as a copy editor, I can’t help but twitch at the errors, considering it’s my job to make sure that all text entering the public domain is free of grammatical/factual errors so it reads smoothly. Now, I can attest to the fact that when something is written with passion, integrity, and a pressing need to completely reiterate certain feelings without censorship or too much thought, it’s important to throw the rules out the window and say what you gotta say. And I guess Ms. Marshall has ... she even went to the extent of tagging several well-known Twitter users like: Diplo, U2, Dave Chapelle, Madonna, The New York Times and more. Some good words, Chan, but if you need a copy editor, let me know. But then again, I may be making a moot point because a statement like this isn’t just meant to be typed/transcribed, but also meant to be spoken. As Marshall says, “HOW DO YOU FIGHT WITH JUST A WORD IN TEXT, SPEAK IT.”

    Personals

    "I Saw You" with a smile that the Mona Lisa could only wish

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    Ladies First

    We got in line at Satellite at the same time, but I insisted you go first. You have long wavy strawberry blonde hair, and you were shockingly beautiful. I bet you still are. On the way out I held the door, and we were parked right next to one another. Did you feel a spark too?

    The Lady with the Lion Tail (Winning Coffee)

    It was Sunday (the 12th of May). You were wearing some rock-out Hot Topic type clothes. You had some lion tail attached to your pants.

    I was wearing a green shirt. I had glasses and a red beard. After asking what with the tail, you allowed me to sit at your table and chat with you. Before you left, we introduced ourselves. You went inside and I left.

    I really liked talking to you. You were really smart. I would like to meet you again and chat some more.

    Angel At Starbucks

    Where: Starbucks. When: Saturday, May 4. Me: shaved head, reading a book about nuclear weapons. You: gorgeous female, reading the Bible. You introduced yourself and we spoke for a few minutes. You loitered around waiting for me to ask you out. I was hypnotized by you, unable to move or speak. I will be at the same location, same time, next Saturday, eagerly hoping you will be there.

    Walks like an Ocelot

    Saturday, May 11th, at the Radio Shack on North 4th about 4. You are a petite lady with shorter red/brown hair, khakis and a darker top. I'm tall with gray hair and mustache. You walked through the store on your way out, eyes that covered everywhere, a smile that the Mona Lisa could only wish for and a walk that was very subtle and awakened every male molecule I possess. I lost every mental process watching you leave! Shocked wishes to see thee over a cup which would get cold.

    Alibi Picks

    Lift Your Spirits: Expressions of Joy at the Isotopes Park

    We could all use a little joyous expression in our lives. Get yours tonight when choral group Expressions of Joy opens for the Isotopes by singing the National Anthem. It’s the chorus’ second invitation to perform before an Isotopes game. Founded in 2011, the group’s purpose is “to bring the joy of singing to individuals with developmental disabilities and/or other special needs.” According to Expressions of Joy, Inc. President Jeannine Kammann-Cessac, “not everyone might be able to lift a bowling ball or run in the Special Olympics, but everyone can at least feel the music, sway, smile and sing to our tunes.” The choir welcomes new members 17 and older; no special skills are required. For more information, visit abqjoy.com. Hear tonight's performance at about 6:30 p.m. at Isotopes Park. Isotopes Park • Tue May 21 • 6:30 pm • FREE • View on Alibi calendar

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