May I See Some Identification?Facing the Music
Scrutiny over public safety? The federal Real ID Act will change current New Mexico driver's license laws and could prevent undocumented immigrants from obtaining licenses.
As the battle over whether or not to serve alcohol at all-ages shows rages on, Christie Chisholm looks at the arguments on both sides of the debate.
Former Nerf Herder, Parry Gripp, gives us Chicken Soup for the Goofball's Soul with his new release, For Those About to Shop.
Dance, dance, dance--it's a club thing! The Alibi visits with DJ Paul to discuss Snugfit Social Club at the Launchpad on Friday.
It's Just Grape Juice
Pizza with panache: Andres Torrez explains why enjoying pizza with wine is mighty fine.
The Great Raid
ROTC recruits seeking honor, nobility, sacrifice and a lot of exploding tanks will more than likely walk out of the WWII flick, The Great Raid, feeling good about themselves.
Welcome to My Unhappy Childhood
Sean Wilsey tells of his heartbreaking and hilarious struggle to get his larger-than-life parents to give him a little bit of their time in his new book, Oh the Glory of It All.
Rock the Best of Burque Ballot
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The Daily Word in killer Portland cats, Kanye West and the gangs of Disneyland
There are things in the world beyond your understanding. One is Bitcoin and another is Kanye West. Now, you can save time by not understanding both in one convenient package: the Coinye. Kanye, by the way, is totally suing.
Just because the cops tell you to administer a forcible enema and colonoscopy doesn't mean you should do it.
A family and their dog barricaded in a bedroom and police frantically dialing animal control. When will humanity learn its lesson? Beware the cats of Portland.
In the wake of WIPP's radioactive leakages, officials at Los Alamos say they are looking into "alternatives" for storing their toxic waste. No word on what those alternatives are, but this analyst suggests shoving the boxes all the way into the back of the closet and then putting more boxes on top of them.
The Neverlanders Social Club, with their Walt Disney tattoos, cartoon character dress code and penchant for hanging around the Small World ride, may not fill you with fear, but you're bound to be unnerved.
Finally, all you never wanted to know about what went wrong with 1994's Street Fighter movie REVEALED.
"I Saw You" at Burt’s Tiki Lounge
Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?
“Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.” –Robert Frost | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.
Burts Tiki. On 3/6/14
Burt's on 3/6. Gorgeous lady. You were all dressed in black and dancing by yourself. I wanted to come talk to you. You're incredibly beautiful and a very good dancer. Me: the guy sitting at the booth that couldn't take his eyes off of you. I'm hoping there's a spark between us. Please contact me.
Thank You, Ayurvedic Little Beast!
Dear Yoga Pants-wearing Ayurvedic naughty little beast, for your valuable advice and kind words. Unfortunately, the woman who holds my heart captive will not set it free while at the same time not making herself emotionally available. Many thanks, a hairless Kapha Dosha type.