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Curious about you-know-what? Need a little push in the direction of tastefulness that doesn't supersede your pleasure in this product-driven holiday season of love? Here's the guide from an unassuming expert.
Hey, man, as the New Mexico Legislature mulls over a medical marijuana bill moving through its chambers, policy makers and activists try to convince us of the bill's necessity. Relax. We need no persuasion. Jessica Cassyle Carr reports.
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The World's Fastest Indian
The World's Fastest Indian chronicles the experience of New Zealander and owner of a haphazard 1920 Indian Scout motorcycle Burt Murno, whose goal is to create the fastest two-wheeled vehicle and test its speed at America's Boneville Salt Flats. What will happen?
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Just because the cops tell you to administer a forcible enema and colonoscopy doesn't mean you should do it.
A family and their dog barricaded in a bedroom and police frantically dialing animal control. When will humanity learn its lesson? Beware the cats of Portland.
In the wake of WIPP's radioactive leakages, officials at Los Alamos say they are looking into "alternatives" for storing their toxic waste. No word on what those alternatives are, but this analyst suggests shoving the boxes all the way into the back of the closet and then putting more boxes on top of them.
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"I Saw You" at Burt’s Tiki Lounge
Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?
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Burts Tiki. On 3/6/14
Burt's on 3/6. Gorgeous lady. You were all dressed in black and dancing by yourself. I wanted to come talk to you. You're incredibly beautiful and a very good dancer. Me: the guy sitting at the booth that couldn't take his eyes off of you. I'm hoping there's a spark between us. Please contact me.
Thank You, Ayurvedic Little Beast!
Dear Yoga Pants-wearing Ayurvedic naughty little beast, for your valuable advice and kind words. Unfortunately, the woman who holds my heart captive will not set it free while at the same time not making herself emotionally available. Many thanks, a hairless Kapha Dosha type.