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 V.15 No.10 | March 9 - 15, 2006 
Speaking Truth to Power
Laura Berg's letter to the Alibi got her investigated for sedition. Following a nationwide public outcry over her mistreatment, she has now courageously decided to speak out about this alarming attack on her constitutional right to free speech.
Punch Line
The words on the Statue of Liberty do not say "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free--but only if you're a desirable documented worker with a high-priced immigration lawyer."
Spotlight: Daddy Long Loin
Daddy Long Loin is gonna kill yer mama!
Restaurant Review: Athena's Market Café
Not only does Athena's Market Café sell spectacular food, the restaurant also offers several fully equipped Mr. Potato Head dolls to distract fidgety youngsters so adults can chow down in peace. Now that's culinary brilliance.
Failure to Launch
If only Failure to Launch had failed to launch--then we wouldn't have to be tortured by this formulaic, bottom-of-the-barrel dreck.
Gallery Review: Looking Out, Looking In
A picture might be worth a thousand words, but some of the photographs in a new exhibit at UNM's Art Museum may very well leave you speechless.

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The Daily Word in rocket attacks, getting high with Obama and exploding mailboxes

The Daily Word

Good morning, it's July 9,

and the lights are out in parts of Albuquerque,

the jails are abusive in Truth or Consequences,

the mailboxes are exploding in the Heights,

and the family of a man who was killed in Albuquerque by US Marshals have released his name to the press.

Meanwhile,

rockets are flying and tanks are rolling in Israel/Palestine,

the former mayor of New Orleans is going to prison,

a Google exec found that his "mutually beneficial arrangement'" wasn't so beneficial when the call girl administered a fatal dose of heroin

your kids are still watching too much TV,

and no, Barack Obama would not like to get high with you, sir.

Personals

"I Saw You" at the bar

Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?

"The girl I find who wants to talk about quantum theory in a bar is the one I want to marry." –Brandon Boyd | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.

bar back in dos equis tee

I came into your bar late at night with my friend. I wanted to sit inside and chat with you but my friend insisted on being outside. I think we made numerous exchanges in eye contact. Regrettably due to my shyness I was unable to directly leave you my number. Are you up for a round at the batting cage sometime? View ad

Bianca—darling blonde

You were at the back corner of Marble's patio with "not your boyfriend" and two others. You smelled like a flower and said Copenhagen is cute. "Not your boyfriend" Nick got you out of there. You've been my imaginary girlfriend since then. View ad

Ned’s friday june 27th

You were leaving Ned's. I was going in. You smiled. I think I said hi and then you were gone. Can I have a do over? View ad

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The Daily Word in Doritos Roulette, Sarah Palin opened her mouth and Insane Clown Posse fans are a "gang"

The Daily Word

A Mason Jar exploded in the Jemez Mountains.

A prisoner escaped from MDC.

New Mexico made the top of another list, this time for slowest internet speeds in the nation.

Obama is asking Congress for 4 million dollars to help deal with all the unaccompanied immigrant children crossing the US-Mexico border.

Insane Clown Posse's lawsuit over their "gang" status was tossed out.

State declarations and nuclear-free zones.

Sarah Palin is calling for President Obama's impeachment.

"Doctor Death" Jack Kevorkian's Deathmobile (a bubble window VW microbus, a real deathtrap!) was purchased from a Detroit pawnshop.

One fifth of Detroit is slated for demolition.

Three new species of mushroom were found in a package of dried mushrooms from China.

If you live in Canada you can try the new Doritos flavor: "Doritos Roulette".

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