Welcome to the JungleNews Bite: ’Tis the Season
You're in the jungle, baby. Election time may fill you with dread, but we've bushwhacked our way through the overgrowth of campaign confusion with our gleaming Alibi Machete of Truth. Wanna vote early? We'll tell you how. Not sure what a Land Commissioner is, much less who to vote for? We do. Watch it bring you to your shun na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na knees, knees!
Vote Smarter! The nonpartisan Project Vote Smart lists candidate biographies, issue positions, voting records and more on one freedom-loving website, www.vote-smart.org .
Behind every great statistic stands a great man, and that man is pollster Brian Sanderoff. Get inside the head of this political number whiz.
Spotlight: On a Mission with Wynton
Blow, man, blow! The incomparable Wynton Marsalis rolls into New Mexico this week. We got members of his quintet to trumpet all his secrets.
A Moveable Feast
Dìa de los Muertos returns for another year of skeletal, sugarcoated memories. Pass the piloncillo!
Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan
Alibi reviewer Devin D. O'Leary thinks Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan is crude, unfunny and offensive. Which means you'll probably pee yourself laughing, if you go for that sort of thing.
Get on board for a spaced-out (non) interview with Mr. Sulu (aka George Takei) as he and Enterprise crewmate Chekov (Walter Koenig) launch this Saturday's NMSO's "Star Trek" concert.
Rock the Best of Burque Ballot
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"I Saw You" at Burt’s Tiki Lounge
Who saw? Who was seen? Was it you?
“Dancing is a vertical expression of a horizontal desire.” –Robert Frost | Reply or see more “I Saw You” ads at alibi.com/personals.
Burts Tiki. On 3/6/14
Burt's on 3/6. Gorgeous lady. You were all dressed in black and dancing by yourself. I wanted to come talk to you. You're incredibly beautiful and a very good dancer. Me: the guy sitting at the booth that couldn't take his eyes off of you. I'm hoping there's a spark between us. Please contact me.
Thank You, Ayurvedic Little Beast!
Dear Yoga Pants-wearing Ayurvedic naughty little beast, for your valuable advice and kind words. Unfortunately, the woman who holds my heart captive will not set it free while at the same time not making herself emotionally available. Many thanks, a hairless Kapha Dosha type.