Happy 100th birthday, World War I.

Massive, explosive decompression brought down MH17.

A tornado hit near Boston.

A lightning storm hit Venice Beach.

I wonder if Palin TV will show Lidsville.

Watch the trailer for the Simpsons/Family Guy crossover episode.

Now worry about kissing-bug disease.

A UFO terrifies Toronto.

Sexual harrassment at Comic-Con exists.

Get ready for the new mass extinction.

Progress Now NM is pushing for $25 fines for marijuana possission.

An Albuquerque hot dog cart was stolen.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Go swimming!

Happy birthday, Steve Morse.

James Garner died. I guess we knew that was coming.

Putin warns the West. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Hundreds of panties were stolen. Next, I’m stealing gum.

Learn the secret origins of Silly Putty.

I wish I could sleep in a cool bedroom.

I think my phone is infected with electricity-eating bacteria.

Pickpockets are a dying breed.

I shall never RickRoll you again.

The new Star Wars movie will open with a severed hand.

The Danes have a gene that makes them happy, and that makes them feel sad.

Albuquerque teenagers killed homeless people to be mean.

APD’s predictive analysis targets property crimes, hot babes.

Happy birthday, Ernest Hemingway.

Germany won the World Cup.

Rest in peace, Tommy Ramone.

Rest in peace, Charlie Haden.

Rest in peace, David Legeno.

Bowe Bergdahl returns to duty.

An inflatable pool could save your life in a scooter accident.

In restaurants, your phone slows down service.

Why do we refrigerate eggs?

The world’s tallest girl … “walked into a ceiling fan.”

Brace yourself for some scary photos.

Making a better saucepan actually is rocket science.

Terrorists: they’re out to get us.

American Idol auditions in Old Town.

Albuquerque could lose Amtrak.

APD filmed Ken Ellis on accident.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

I saw you, weirdo.

Happy birthday, Gerald Ford.

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North Korea fired two missiles at Seth Rogan and James Franco.

Rest in peace, Bobby Womack.

They got Tyler’s name tag wrong at Taco John’s.

Fire kills spiders.

Was Jimmy Savile a necrophiliac?

The Nanny from Hell is packing her bags.

Will you see a UFO tonight?

Congratulations on your latest statistical victory, New Mexico.

There’s a fire in the Jemez.

A woman claims she was blackmailed by an APD officer.

An Albuquerque woman called her boyfriend 77,000 times in one week?

Happy birthday, Terry Funk.

Susan Petersen, thank you for the links!

Soccer fever may lead to other illnesses.

A German vagina sculpture trapped an ugly American.

The new X-ray gun can see what you’re hiding.

Introducing the $250 hangover cure.

Vodka erases bad smells as well as bad memories.

Jurassic Dog Park.

Stress causes heart attacks by over-producing white blood cells.

Times Square weirdos face a costume crackdown.

Are the French rude? Mais non!

There was a fatal hit-and-run at Carlisle and Indian School.

“I’m guilty, I killed her.”

There was a fatal crash on 2nd Street.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Mushy sparks flew when I saw you.

Happy birthday, Bryan Brown.

Trouble continues in Iraq.

JetBlue made a toddler pee in her seat.

Rest in peace, Casey Kasem.

A bionic pancreas may offer hope to those with diabetes.

Beware the dangers of heavy hoarding.

Pope Francis forgoes the bulletproof Popemobile.

Even parrots have fathers.

James Boyd’s family has suggestions for APD.

A broken water main in downtown ABQ is causing flooding and road closures.

What’s happening in ABQ today?

Happy birthday, Stan Laurel.

The latest mass murder was in Las Vegas.

The world’s oldest man died.

A giant octopus shut down London traffic.

A woman was knocked out by a hawk.

The latest breakthrough in artificial intelligence is a computer that claims to know everything but doesn’t know anything.

There’s a new world record in tree hugging.

Some kids ate dog treats.

Tracy Morgan remains in critical condition.

Newlyweds killed each other in a car crash.

All 13 protesters are banned from City Hall.

There was a deadly hit-and-run at 1st and Iron.

The throat-slasher was on drugs.

Raymond Herrera nearly died in the desert.

Happy birthday, Michael J. Fox.

Susan, Sam and Constance: Thanks for the links!

Ann B. Davis died.

Sgt. Bowe Bergdahl was released after five years of Taliban captivity.

Hamburger meat and drama result from the feud over the care of Casey Kasem.

Google will blanket the earth with internet access.

Watch 50 Cent’s amazing pitch.

Is it mostly sunny or partly cloudy?

“I’ll see you there!”

I like smashed hamburgers.

Shirley MacLaine addressed the graduates of the New Mexico School for the Arts.

Weather Service radar picked up a grasshopper swarm over Albuquerque.

Take UNM’s free, online curandero class.

Here’s a photo essay from this weekend’s Pride Parade in Albuquerque.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Happy birthday, Stacy Keach.

Mass murderer Elliot Rodger finally found fame.

Please take care of my baby raccoons.

Lawyer claims Spirit’s Randy California wrote “Stairway to Heaven” and I wouldn’t be surprised.

A woman got engaged at sandwich #257.

There’s a new crater on Mars.

The New York Post covered Kimye’s wedding.

Emma Watson graduated from Hogwarts.

A woman was knocked over by a deer.

It’s better than a poke in the eye with a sharp Google Glass.

APD encountered a man with a violent past.

Two area teens were injured in a rollover crash.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Happy birthday, John Wayne.

We love you, Henny.

Thanks for the links, Susan Petersen.

AT&T is buying DirecTV.

Mick Jagger is a great-grandfather.

As I always suspected, urine is not sterile.

Brad Pitt tosses a beer to Matthew McConaughey.

Don’t blow smoke up my ass.

I can’t even.

Happy birthday, Rubik’s Cube.

Rest in peace, Jerry Vale.

People were surprised to see an elephant on the beach in Florida.

There is a Route 66 revitalization plan.

Starting in October, Southwest Airlines will no longer have to stop in Albuquerque.

Silver Alerts have been issued for two area senior citizens.

What’s happening in Albuquerque today?

Suzie, did you make some guy eat a habeñero?

Happy birthday to Andre the Giant.