Actor Paul Walker died in a car crash.

A New York train derailment killed four.

A young man set himself on fire live on 4chan.

It’s beginning to feel a lot like Krampus.

Spiders are bringing sexy back.

Dad shares five years’ worth of sandwich bag art.

Rest in peace, ugliest dog of 2007.

Why are alien abductions so darn sexy?

Meet the 100mph bike.

There was another APD shooting yesterday.

Mayor Berry was sworn in for his second term.

Happy birthday Sarah Silverman.

NASA is starting a moon garden.

The Denver Post has appointed a pot editor.

Think up a really good nuclear launch code.

Remember these G.I. Joe PSA parodies?

Dad colored in his kids’ drawings.

This exploding sperm whale is pretty much what I felt like last night.

Does your house have a creepy door?

A nearby skate park bothers Rob Zombie.

Enjoy this seemingly endless menagerie of aging rock stars.

Here’s the scary version of a Miley Cyrus song.

A local man gave a very unhappy Thanksgiving to two dogs.

There were also some very unhappy Thanksgiving car crashes.

Guy Fieri visited Nexus Brewery.

Happy birthday Kim Delaney.

How to talk business.

How Adam Levine talks business.

How Jaden Smith talks business.

NFL games contain only 11 minutes of football.

Learn about aluminum.

Bjork explains TV.

Here’s the latest in bicycle technology.

Remember your teddy bear?

Watch Van Damme’s Volvo commercial.

Who are you calling psycho?

Why did Groupon die? For one, they didn’t have a newspaper.

John Lennon got detention. A lot.

Mmmm, delicious stale bread.

The weather is still the news in New Mexico.

Happy birthday Ricardo Montalban.

Who would have thought the cotton-ball diet is dangerous? Who would have thought of a cotton-ball diet?

What about the Flamin Hot Cheetos diet?

What about the rat cheese diet?

What about the turkey egg diet?

Liquidmetal is made from people.

Is it cool to wear clothes with logos on them? Undoubtedly.

I challenge you to chessboxing.

I challenge you to a twerk-off.

Sarah Silverman talks about jokes.

Blue Velvet’s 22 deleted scenes clock in at about 52 minutes.

When Albuquerque has weather, the weather is the news.

When weather is the news, traffic is the news.

When traffic is the news, power outages are the news.

Happy birthday Rodney Dangerfield. I respect you, sir.

Deadly tornados ripped through the Midwest.

Rest in peace, Doris Lessing.

South Dakota kicked Joan Jett off their float.

There are words for specific kinds of haters.

Here are some celebrity toilet seat portraits.

This balloon timelapse makes balloons seem exciting.

Dark times for Winston Brooks.

Don’t put a puppy in a bag.

The Breaking Bad alternate ending has been removed from YouTube, but not from KRQE.

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The US Postal Service made a deal with Amazon for Sunday mail delivery.

Typhoon Haiyan killed 10,000 people.

On this day, the end of WWI.

Atheist churches are the new trend. I don’t know if you have to dress up.

The Onion is stopping print operations.

Biologists removed an arrow from a deer’s head, much to the chagrin of geologists.

Miley Cyrus smoked pot on stage.

Dogs don’t want to be friends.

Enjoy these old-timey prostitute photos.

Sleep is good for you.

The tuba player got scared.

Somebody bought a bunch of Carl Sagan tapes at a thrift store.

Jason Kerns’ seven-hour police standoff closed down the freeway Friday night.

Sipapu will open for skiing next Saturday.

Happy birthday Marshall Crenshaw.

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Strongest. Storm. Ever.

Measles and mumps are getting the band back together.

Guns & Ammo magazine fired their editor for writing a pro-gun control editorial.

When will Star Wars: Episode VII come out?

It’s harder to sit through a full-movie GIF than a full movie.

Traveling is lame.

This app makes your pet talk. “I’m calling PACA!”

Irritatingly skittish meerkats are frightened by scraping noises.

Mexico City’s punk scene explained.

Imagine the life of an aging superhero.

When’s the best time to drink coffee?

Desperately seeking comrade.

Homeland Security is interested in an APD officer.

Meet the muckers of Solid Waste.

First it was train whistles. Now it’s the beeping batting cage.

Happy birthday Tara Reid. We got you a Sharknado.

They found a fancy secret railway tunnel between San Diego and Tijuana.

Chinese submarines can get us.

An angry bar brawler brandished a chainsaw.

The determined mouse struggled with his cracker.

Here’s my vote for coolest Halloween candy.

What’s the most popular Halloween candy?

Bone up on blood sucking with this TED-Ed vampire cartoon.

Should we build a Death Star?

Do lizard people run the government?

We’re closer to understanding why warm water freezes faster than cold water.

Create your own drug.

Watch out for nostril ticks.

The Bulldogs win at losing.

Somebody stole a donation box from Donut Mart.

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A math teacher was murdered with a box cutter.

Somebody put a dead baby on a conveyor belt at a recycling plant.

Hillary was heckled.

Iran could have the bomb in a month.

Brett Favre has memory problems at 44.

Drop it like it’s hot.

Music eases pain, according to a survey of people who like Elton John songs.

And what about boomerangs? How do they work?

Dude.

The discovered a cool Viking site in Scotland.

Don’t be hanging with your baby at a reggae concert. Mon.

Police seek the costumed Garcia’s robber.

And now for some important tax tips.

The man cries blood.

The man is on fire.

The man is a lady.

Sleep is like your brain taking a poop.

France hates Thetans.

Some rock stars started out in other rock star’s bands.

Tacos are more delicious than hotdogs.

Find out why your stomach is growling.

Learn all about Bob Odenkirk (Saul Goodman).

Beware the ball biter.

I’m not sure how impressed I am with this snack bag serving bowl.

The people who brought you Rebecca Black’s “Friday,” would like you to now please enjoy Alison Gold’s “Chinese Food,” shooting up the charts with a bullet.

The Sheriff’s Department will hold a funeral procession for Walter White.

Craig Blanchard used to have $135,000 in his garage.

Caution: This puppy squeezing story might wreck your day.

Did the Chinese discover America before Columbus?

Happy birthday Pam Dawber.