Comedy

DEATH BY HAGGIS

Amazon Breakthrough Novel quarterfinalist Death by Haggis, by Albuquerque author Jay Cutts, is now available on Amazon.----Death By Haggis is a spoof on the 1940's detective novel and was inspired in part by the Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest for the ultimate opening line.----- Until the day Jane Hamchester walked into his squalid office, the highlight of Detective Sam Barlow's life had been a particularly good tuna sandwich. Now he is charged with trying to save the life of the only woman he ever, uhm, thought was really swell. His only problem is that there are no clues, other than the nonsensical utterances of a dying man.------ Barlow's desperate search takes him first to Scotland and then to the Aegean. But time is running out. Not only for Jane but for the human race. Barlow's only possible hope lies at the bottom of an ancient cavern, a remnant from the time when a different kind of human populated the Earth, a kind of human that could have saved mankind. Alas, they are long extinct. Or are they?------ Get your copy on Amazon and have it signed by the author (worth millions in the far future.) [email reply]