Alibi Trivia Challenge
By Jessica Cassyle Carr
Hey, egghead, have we got a treat for you. If you can complete these 20 questions correctly and turn them in sooner than anyone else along with a completed angry monkey puzzle (see facing page), you will be rewarded with a jaw-dropping jackpot of fabulous prizes, including a $15 gift certificate to Bookworks, a "mystery" gift certificate to Mecca Records, a whopping $100 gift certificate to the District, a box of Belgian chocolates from Wild Oats, an Alibi T-shirt, and last but certainly not least, an official Alibi flyswatter that will make you the envy of all your fellow eggheads.
Are You a Unicorn?
By Linthor, the High Unicorn of the Known Seven Realms of Strandall
Is your name Linthor, the High Unicorn of the Known Seven Realms of Strandall?
Is there only one of you?
Are you a horse, but gay?
Are you pure and good?
Do you have a mane of snowy white with lavender highlights?
Are You a Loser?
Yes! But maybe no.
By Steve and Brenda (co-authors of four unsuccessful self-help books)
Do you game?
If you do game, do you have a Level 60 Night Elf Mage?
Are sweats your "uniform”?
Do you juggle or practice magic?
Do you Do the Dew?
Do you believe in fairies or unicorns?
Do you answer to a self-given nickname like Vinnie the Torch?
Are You Going to Hell?
By Beelzebub Baker
The entire staff of the Alibi took the following quiz, and to our dismay the answer is yes—yes, we are all going to hell. I, for one, don't care. It's going to be a party down there complete with delicious pelican meat.
What Brand of Dud is Your Stud?
By Dr. Susan Holiday, Sexpert
Choose the answer that most closely applies to your guy.
1. You met him _______.
2. When you go out on dates _______.
3. He spends his free time _______.
4. Bedtime is the right time for _______.
5. If he were an art movement he'd be ______.
6. His main form of transportation is ______.
7. If he were an animal he'd be ______.
8. His future plans include ______.
9. He plans to accrue wealth through ______.
10. Your relationship will be history when ______.
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