Alibi V.15 No.30 • July 27-Aug 2, 2006 


No Pain, No Gain

Office exercise for the desk-ridden white-collar worker

Hey, you frumpy slobs. You overweight, under-perfect nine to fivers. Yeah, we're talking to you, Dave, and you, too, Britney. It's time to finally do something about that ever-expanding gut, those unsightly thighs and that excess skin that pours out over those jeans you'd be well-advised not to wear.

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