St. Valentine’s Day Card Massacre
The Alibi’s eighth annual contest
Valentine’s Day is a phony holiday created by cruel corporations to sell diamonds, chocolates and cards by provoking our insecurities. Of course, to those who get all kinds of diamonds, chocolates and cards, it’s a pretty good day.
The Alibi tries to help everyone feel good, hence the eighth annual Valentine’s Day Card Contest.
Alibi Love Notes
My Blue: I had no idea 1 date would turn into the greatest 2 week adventure of my life! You are my soul-mate and I LOVE YOU.
I want to call you babicakes, sweet cheeks, butter butt. Is that to much to ask??? This V’day let’s make our own Keebler elves! ARF