Total Recall

Although it's been billed as a "reboot," this new version (helmed by Underworld guru Len Wiseman) sticks mighty close to the elements of the classic 1990 sci-fi actioner starring Arnold Schwarzenegger (right down to the three-breasted hooker). This time around, Colin Farrell stars as our futuristic laborer, who wanders into a company selling fake memories only to discover his head's already full of them. (Or is it?) Unfortunately, the "changes for the sake of changes" weaken the film. Instead of going to Mars, for example, our hero goes to ... Australia. Fail! 118 minutes PG-13.