CORRECTION: The Alibi erroneously printed Rob Brezsny’s column for the week of Dec. 10 in place of his column for the week of Dec. 3. We regret the switch-up, which was entirely our fault and not at all Brezsny’s wish or doing. (Though we do place some of the blame on the upcoming Mercury Retrograde.) Below is the column that’s supposed to run for the week of Dec. 3-9, 2009. Our apologies to Mr. Brezsny and his readers.