Out With the Pendejos, in With the Lord
Party house becomes home for proselytizing at UNM
By Ryan Floersheim
The Lord would be pleased to know that heathens have been exorcised from at least one frat house on UNM's campus. That is, profanity, pornography and other faith-based immoralities are now banned from the recently renovated Sigma Chi fraternity house.
By Tim McGivern
The Saudi-Bush Affair. So far, the best rebuke of Michael Moore's new film Fahrenheit 9/11 comes from Christopher Hitchens. In a virtuoso rant published on Slate.com, Hitchens calls Moore's film "a piece of crap" and then proceeds with a flourish of 50-cent words and deep, subjective analysis aimed at discrediting the film.
By Laura Sanchez
Following the announcement of Chief Administrative Officer Jay Czar's decision to leave office at the June 21 council meeting, Mayor Martin Chavez appointed James B. Lewis as new CAO, effective July 1. Lewis' current position as chief operations officer tops a résumé that stretches from the U.S. Department of Energy to a previous Albuquerque mayoral race.
Talk About Taxation Without Representation
Would the nation's founders have imagined a $4.1 trillion national debt?
By Greg Payne
Ahh ... the Fourth of July! In 1776, our Founding Fathers declared independence from the British monarchy and an end to "taxation without representation." Two hundred and twenty-eight years later, Thomas Jefferson and company might be less than thrilled knowing the government of the nation they founded is piling $4.1 trillion of new debt on its citizens over the next decade—an obligation for every American of about $37,450.
Ortiz y Pino
Mixing Religion and Politics Gives Me a Hangover
By Jerry Ortiz y Pino
I don't belong to an organized religion; I'm a Roman Catholic. That's a paraphrase of Will Rogers' great line, except he was talking about being a Democrat. Lately I've been thinking about Democrats and Catholics a great deal. The two go together a lot more smoothly than some pundits would have you think, despite the White House's efforts to pretend they don't.
Odds & Ends
By Devin D. O'Leary
Dateline: England—Exotic dancer Donna Cleeve was forced to quit her $1,500-a-week job because she's allergic to, well, pole. The 20-year-old from Portsmouth, who used the stage name Honey, worked at two strip clubs in Bournemouth and Portsmouth. Unfortunately, according to The Sun, Cleeve would develop a red rash after each performance. After three months, she realized that nickel used in the poles was to blame. Cleeve knew she was allergic to the element, but was unaware that it was used in the construction of metal stripper poles. “Because I kept on dancing around the pole, it just got worse and worse. It's hard to look sexy when your legs and body are inflamed. I tried to ignore it, but in the end it wasn't worth the pain,” Cleeve told the newspaper. Since quitting, she has taken up a job in sales.
It amazes me that class C fireworks are still being sold in New Mexico. It seems utterly senseless given the nature of the desert which we call home. The humidity is very low, the grass and brush in the surrounding areas are very dry and require only the smallest spark to ignite a potentially uncontrollable inferno. We have seen it happen time after time from natural causes such as lightning and from carelessness such as illegal campfires.
Underdog Pet Parade and Adoption Event
By Megan Reneau
Join Weekly Alibi to celebrate all those less-than-perfect pooches.
Peoples State of the Union: Share Your Views
By Joshua Lee
Join a transition team to advise on directions and strategies for the new President.
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