Webgame Wednesday: Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself): Wedding Day

Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself) is one of the best web games Adult Swim has ever given us (and they've given us some fine ones). Now, the makers of this twisted gem have come up with a sequel, Five Minutes to Kill (Yourself): Wedding Day. It's your wedding day, and like all wise-minded brides and grooms (you get to take your pick), your only thoughts are of suicide. Well, the nuptials take place in five minutes. You've got that long to off yourself. What would cause more damage? Sticking a prayer candle in your eyeball or insulting the father of the bride. Think quick!