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2 p.m. Slump

Killer Cuteness of the Day

Adorable dogs interrupt international soccer game

There isn’t too much that can be said about this video…except that even when dogs ruin everything, they still make it all better. It’s not certain how these two pups made it onto the field during this match between the Turkish team Galatasaray and Germany's VfR Aalen. This fact somehow makes it all the more cute.

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2 p.m. Slump

Take My Boy Band, I’ll Show You the Wild Side

Über pop mash up comes across a little morbid

Youtube submitter 2Vegas apparently decided that it would be a good idea to merge British boy band One Direction’s What Makes You Beautiful and sometimes-too-auto-tuned Ke$ha’s Die Young into one song.

When listening to this terrible/wonderful remix, I can’t help but picture the boys of One Direction, with their ridiculously huge smiles in an L.A. nightclub while Ke$ha drums neon paint and yells in their faces about death.

It kind of works for me … kind of.

2 p.m. Slump

I Ran Over a Gummy Bear

Bad Lip Reading does Twilight

This morning’s Daily Word brought us a One Direction-turned-epic-foreign-thriller masterpiece. And what can one do after seeing such beauty but watch every other Bad Lip Reading montage ever made? Now, I was familiar with the hilariously-interpreted segments of the presidential elections, The Hunger Games and Gotye, but Twilight was a new wonder for me.

There is nothing better than watching Kristen Stewart, with her single expression and ever-concerned eyebrows talk about leftover cake and cute dwarves. So, ladies and gentlemen, sit back, relax and enjoy the dialogue you wish The Twilight Saga would include. (Videos after the jump)

Today's Events

Sandra Cisneros Exhibition Tour at National Hispanic Cultural Center

Author of The House on Mango Street shares her thoughts and perspectives about both her own writing and the exhibit.

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