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Bad News: Today Really Sucks!

The combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell nearest my house is closed for reconstruction.

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Today Really Sucked!

I had no excuse not to come to work today, my pipes are fine.

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Another Sucky Morning!

My wife didn't like her birthday present.

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News Year's Eve: Already Sucking!

We're trying to drink vodka and Gatorade but only the wine glasses are clean.

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Today Really Sucks!

The cleaning lady put the toilet paper in upside-down.

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This Morning Sucked Hard!

There was snow on my car.