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Sexy Valentine’s Day Guide

The fine proprietors over at Self Serve Sexuality Resource Center have put together a handy Valentine’s Day Guide, pointing out all the sexy alternative events happening on and around the upcoming holiday. There’s Bookworks’ Anti-Valentine’s Day Contest, “adults only” zoo tours, a local love bazaar and—of course—the Sixth Annual Southwest Burlesque Showcase. Check it out and maybe find something naughty for you and your partner(s?) to do this holiday—other than two-for-one pasta at Olive Garden.

Candidate A: Shirtless Ryan Phillippe on the cover of   Men’s Health
Candidate A: Shirtless Ryan Phillippe on the cover of Men’s Health

Sexy Meow

Lady Porn Poll

What is lady porn? That’s subjective. Male porn is easy to identify--I won’t go into it. I was raised with a healthy fear of saying certain wenis-y type words. But Lady Porn is more difficult to pin. Sometimes, it’s a man on a horse. Other times, it’s a husband made of brownies.

Today we pit two candidates from different demographics (stages of being clothed) against each other to determine Who Is the Most Best in Terms of Lady Porn (I’m working on the name).

(Disclaimer: Not all ladies love men, and not all who love men are ladies. This is not intended to be heteronormative or exclusionary. The great thing about Lady Porn is that everyone can participate. Get gay grandma in on this!)

Vote for your favorite in the comments and please explain why you’ve chosen that particular person with a brain we’re not objectifying.


Today's Events

Special showing of documentary directed by Gay Dillingham and narrated by Robert Redford, with preceding reception at 6pm and post-screening conversation with the filmmakers.

Beat Ebola Benefit Concert for Doctors Without Borders: John Bartlit & Daniel Ward • world guitar • Mensah Sokpor with Wamba • world and more at Albuquerque Center for Spiritual Living

Tracing and Coloring for Big Kids at Juan Tabo Public Library

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