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Sexy Valentine’s Day Guide

The fine proprietors over at Self Serve Sexuality Resource Center have put together a handy Valentine’s Day Guide, pointing out all the sexy alternative events happening on and around the upcoming holiday. There’s Bookworks’ Anti-Valentine’s Day Contest, “adults only” zoo tours, a local love bazaar andof coursethe Sixth Annual Southwest Burlesque Showcase. Check it out and maybe find something naughty for you and your partner(s?) to do this holidayother than two-for-one pasta at Olive Garden.

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Lady Porn Poll

Candidate A: Shirtless Ryan Phillippe on the cover of   Men’s Health
Candidate A: Shirtless Ryan Phillippe on the cover of Men’s Health

What is lady porn? That’s subjective. Male porn is easy to identify--I won’t go into it. I was raised with a healthy fear of saying certain wenis-y type words. But Lady Porn is more difficult to pin. Sometimes, it’s a man on a horse. Other times, it’s a husband made of brownies.

Today we pit two candidates from different demographics (stages of being clothed) against each other to determine Who Is the Most Best in Terms of Lady Porn (I’m working on the name).

(Disclaimer: Not all ladies love men, and not all who love men are ladies. This is not intended to be heteronormative or exclusionary. The great thing about Lady Porn is that everyone can participate. Get gay grandma in on this!)

Candidate B: Jon Hamm in character as Don Draper on the set of “Mad Men.”
Candidate B: Jon Hamm in character as Don Draper on the set of “Mad Men.”

Vote for your favorite in the comments and please explain why you’ve chosen that particular person with a brain we’re not objectifying.

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