Eye Weekly’s Not-So-Friendly Guide to Urban Etiquette

When I was in Toronto I came across this terrifically insulting editorial on how to behave in public. Not to say people who publicly act like assholes will care to read it or change their ways afterwards, but it’s entertaining nonetheless. My favorite part is where they scold women who piss all over toilette seats, which are typically cleaner than public telephones. Take that, you disgusting bitches! My second favorite part is where the paper berates bad tippers. We all know and have been embarrassed by one of them, or like me, have been unfortunate enough to work as a waitress and encounter them frequently. Well, here they get theirs. Up yours, cheapskates!