Speaking of the Election…

The Yeti and I go way the fuck back.
The Yeti and I go way the fuck back.

I’d like to thank all of you who voted “yes” to proposition one, that the yeti is the number one cryptid in the universe. Correction: known universe. The hairy hominid shows its appreciation here by jumping in the back of a pickup truck and stealing a redneck’s deer in this dramatic true story from Wisconsin, the Truthie State.