Don Schrader has a Wikipedia page

Being a beloved local crackpot is almost as satisfying as not paying taxes to a facist government.
Being a beloved local crackpot is almost as satisfying as not paying taxes to a facist government.

It's true and it's hilarious. Here's the link.

Plus, the Weekly Alibi even gets a mention and link in the composition. And, yes, we too have a dated and grammatically substandard entry.

Clearly this poses the question: What bored locals would spend their time writing these scintillating Wikipedia entries?