Reporter for Hire

For an undisclosed sum you, too, can have a story written about you in the Alibi!

Papers don’t grow on trees, you know.
Papers don’t grow on trees, you know.

I was googling Caleb Crump (he owes me money, as usual) when I came upon this little beauty.

Send your* cash or money order to:

Laura Marrich, CFM

Weekly Alibi

2118 Central SE, PMB 151

Albuquerque, New Mexico

87106

*Complete idiots only, please.