Reporter for Hire
For an undisclosed sum you, too, can have a story written about you in the Alibi!
Papers don’t grow on trees, you know.
I was googling Caleb Crump (he owes me money, as usual) when I came upon this little beauty.
Send your* cash or money order to:
Laura Marrich, CFM
2118 Central SE, PMB 151
Albuquerque, New Mexico
*Complete idiots only, please.