Not a Snack Attack ...

... just a poser

All the other Sun Chips will be jealous. Especially that nasty Garden Salsa flavor, which is sick. And who eats Original-flavored anything? Somehow, original=salty. Yawn.

These are way better, kind of like healhty churros or anise-less biscochitos.Also, there’s mad whole grains. I ate a bag on my drive back from Mexico earlier this week, but I haven’t seen them here yet.

Beware the spiteful scorn of the other Sun Chips as you ignore their pleadings and leave with the new girl.

But while you’re having your healthy inclinations, why not just eat an apple or something?