Teensy Guitar Amp Does Not Castrate

Why are small things awesome just by virtue of them being small? Is that bigist thinking?

This amp is even tinier than my little one-watt job, which I purchased based on the virtue that it’s the size of a small box of crackers and weighs about as much. It’s only been moderately useful. You can rock out on it pretty good when someone in your house is asleep. Remember, it’s not the size of the amp that cou ... um ... actually ...

The Vox amPlug comes in three flavors: AC30, Metal and Classic Rock. It weighs 1.41 oz and runs on two AAA batteries.