Old Wizard or Old Gay Wizard?

You didn’t spot it? Even though he was always hanging around these phallic candles?
You didn’t spot it? Even though he was always hanging around these phallic candles?

Here’s the best article I’ve read about why Rowling should have left Dumbledore in the closet. (I’m just going to leave it at that, with you twisting on whether I’m a bigot. That’s suspense writing, that is.)

Among other conclusions the columnist reaches:

The Lord of the Rings was richly homoerotic.

C-3PO and R2-D2 argue like a pair of old queens.

There’s nothing like a steamy Kirk-Spock love scene.

Seriously, just read the thing. You’ll like it.