Waterboarding Theme Song, Olympic Intercourse

All it takes is one bad comma ...

Not waterboarding.
Not waterboarding.

Could you be the lucky composer who pens the ComcastMustDie.com theme song? I’d vote for something metal.

What do you know about waterboarding? Maybe more than the nominee for U.S. attorney general. Maybe more after your read up at waterboarding.org, launched today. (psst: It’s a torture method, not an X-treme sport).

Would you ever name your kid “Olympics”? 3,500 people in China did.

Speaking of names, ever heard of Fucking, Austria? Go there, and then go to Intercourse, Pennsylvania, you know, when you’re feeling more mature.