The Mayor’s Excellent Jacket

In the style of the good ladies at Go Fug Yourself.

Mayor Martin Chavez: Nothing says mayoral grandeur like a whole lot of embroidery.

Toni Martorelli: What’s that over there? It looks like it would smell funny.

Chavez: I look friendly, right? Do I loom? I feel like I loom.

Martorelli: You’re not looming, boss! Nor are you looking all squinty-eyed. Nossir.

Chavez: But I don’t look short, do I?

Martorelli: (gasp) Never! Do you think my turquoise necklace, under my classy yet subtle wrap, will show up on film?

Chavez: It’s too bad your name is nearly unreadable on this cover text.

Martorelli: It’s too bad you didn’t think to pair your matador jacket or whatever with something more appropriate than a button-up and tie, as though you’re CEO of Matadors, Inc.

Chavez: What? I can’t hear you from up here.