UFO Over Albuquerque

Exclusive Photo of an Alien Dot Hovering in the Sky Saturday Night

Yes, it’s a dot. It was much more impressive in person.

I have other photos, but they’re just as bad.

One thing I found irritating was that my neighbors refused to come out and look at it when I shouted through their open windows. I concede that I do that every Saturday night, but this time it was real.