New Administration

While sitting at the dinner table, our hands covered in shrimp heads and cocktail sauce, a family friend commented that three- to five-year-olds should rule the world. While he said this in regard to children's cute-ness factor, after a deeper examination I'm going to have to agree. What would these young rulers say? They would lobby that everyone has a mommy and daddy. They would advocate the availability of food for all. They would petition that all peoples should have toys to play with. They would support a bill that says everyone should be nice to each other. And instead of jails, we'd have chairs for the misbehaved to sit and think during time-out. Perhaps it's time we started rethinking who's going into the Oval Office this November.