Cryptid Alert! It Was A Hoax!
Don’t look so surprised.
First things first. Check out the awesome yeti toy O’Leary brought me from Hong Kong.
Now down to business. The frozen Bigfoot (aka the Georgia Gorilla, aka the Rickmat Creature) turned out to be a frozen ape costume. What became of the Southern Gentlemen who found him? They skipped out in the middle of the night with a big bag of money.
This whole idea might have sounded funny when they were completely stoned, but to actually go through with it? The perfect crime!