David Bowie is a dead ringer for a Polish chicken, Tom Selleck looks just like the Red Baron and Metallica's James Hetfield has a striking resemblance to the Cowardly Lion. Need proof? Here it is. All this celebrity look-a-liking made me wonder what celebrity I most resemble. So, I found this website, plugged in a deutschey photo of myself and let the celebrity look-a-like machine do its work. The results are shown on the right. I also used a different photo, which I will never show to anyone for as long as I live, and fed it into the same website. The face-matcher software determined that I looked most similar to Condoleezza Rice. I was very confused.