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Weird People Who Email Me

These products are not cheap imitations, they are genuine replicas of the real products.
These products are not cheap imitations, they are genuine replicas of the real products.

Here are some actual names of people sending me email about luxury watches and viagra:

Bevin Roxana

Eduino Joylon

Andre W Filkins

Guillermo Yan

Bertram Adolphus

Abelard Berhanu

Tsushida Fixico

Gosso Heindi

Brose Lachian

I swear I don’t know any of these people, and I’m beginnig to suspect that those might not be their real names.

Public Comments (5)
  • Say...  [ Tue Sep 2 2008 4:44 PM ]

    I am interested in acquiring a luxury replica. Can you give me the contact for, oh, Gosso Heindi?

  • That crook?  [ Wed Sep 3 2008 9:13 AM ]

    I'd sooner do business with Brose Lachian.

  • You know how politicians always like to reference actual people's names in their speeches?  [ Wed Sep 3 2008 10:00 AM ]

    For example:

    And I heard from Tsushida Fixico, who told me about the rising costs of viagara...etc.

    Here, from my email, are a few of my favorites:

    (email name/subject line)

    I spoke with...

    Gayle Parson, (who's family has been forced onto food stamps because of the) Sandwich Album Explosive Thermometer Finger.

    Aileen Bellamy, (who although she has spent 20 years with the same health care provider, has learned recently that she is not covered for the life-threatening) Chocolates Potato Window Finger Tennis racquet.

    Penelope Puckett, (who has fought for civil rights her entire life, but still sees no possible solution to the) Jet fighter Balloon Tunnel Slave Weapon.

  • Thanks for putting all those spam keywords on this page  [ Wed Sep 3 2008 12:49 PM ]

    Thus getting us blacklisted by all the humorless content filters out there.

    Which reminds me of a story: Several people were trying to use Alibi classified ads with Norton Ad-Blocker turned on. They kept calling in and asking why they couldn't see any of the ads. That still cracks me up.

  • Those are not people's names  [ Wed Oct 28 2009 4:06 PM ]

    they are anagrams of

    the names of planets

    in the milky way

    which either do

    or do not support

    intelligent life.

    they are also available as

    a set of name-cards to dress

    the table of your next potluck.

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