Here are some actual names of people sending me email about luxury watches and viagra:
Bevin Roxana
Eduino Joylon
Andre W Filkins
Guillermo Yan
Bertram Adolphus
Abelard Berhanu
Tsushida Fixico
Gosso Heindi
Brose Lachian
I swear I don’t know any of these people, and I’m beginnig to suspect that those might not be their real names.
I am interested in acquiring a luxury replica. Can you give me the contact for, oh, Gosso Heindi?
For example:
And I heard from Tsushida Fixico, who told me about the rising costs of viagara...etc.
Here, from my email, are a few of my favorites:
(email name/subject line)
I spoke with...
Gayle Parson, (who's family has been forced onto food stamps because of the) Sandwich Album Explosive Thermometer Finger.
Aileen Bellamy, (who although she has spent 20 years with the same health care provider, has learned recently that she is not covered for the life-threatening) Chocolates Potato Window Finger Tennis racquet.
Penelope Puckett, (who has fought for civil rights her entire life, but still sees no possible solution to the) Jet fighter Balloon Tunnel Slave Weapon.
Thus getting us blacklisted by all the humorless content filters out there.
Which reminds me of a story: Several people were trying to use Alibi classified ads with Norton Ad-Blocker turned on. They kept calling in and asking why they couldn't see any of the ads. That still cracks me up.
they are anagrams of
the names of planets
in the milky way
which either do
or do not support
intelligent life.
they are also available as
a set of name-cards to dress
the table of your next potluck.
