Live Nude Blog: VP Debate

In preperation, I'm watching the TMZ celebrity news bits on KASA. They're running teasers about an ad the TMZ writers found looking for a Palin look alike to do a porn. I thought her head on a bikini clad beach bunny was bad ...

Nice.

can i call you kris?

I am just so excited, I'll betcha!

or is her voice shaking???

I'm going to have a fucking brain aneurysm

We did the other day as our kiddies romped through the bourgeois fields of Rio Rancho, you don't remember?!

And we're underpaid and have no healthcare.

he needs to fight her!!!!

America will feel sorry for her

exactly. So can you answer it now?

by the REPUBLICAN FUCKING PARTY

dangit.

he does have a winning smile.

when we've incurred a massive debt for war and are trying to give billions more away. Government "pork-barrel" spending is not the country's financial problem

she's just dodging questions, trying to act like a "maverick." She just sounds like Bush.

Because she's talking to the American people.

Choo choo!

smack down from Palin. Biden's smiling a lot, too.

Biden's doing great.

it just took him a minute to realize he needs to be passionate

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She's coming across super confident, though. Biden needs to attack not just run defense.

the bridge!

The audience liked it.

To Nowhere. The ULTIMATE Bridge.

I'd really like to hear more about education.

Thanks but no thanks. DON'T SAY IT.

balls, get some

his teeth are so white!

Not take so many shots before he hits the stage.

with kindess

is she going to bring that up?

she kills it

Mavericks never surrender!

Shit, Palin, give it up.

that's the Palin we know

"east coast politicians."

Biden's talking smarter, but no matter who "wins," people will be talking about her tomorrow.

is from jesus' lazerbeam eyes, or what ever.

You're right! You can't blame man activity for everything

You're right! You can't blame man activity for everything

I don't know if I can take much more ...

she can see God from her house!

Maren should be Obama's VP.

The lady in turquoise asking her questions?

"Blah blah blah. Talking point talking point. I rule. Alaska. Thank you."

is wearing on my nerves.

Drill baby, drill?

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Pardon Sarah?

I think her outfit is off-the-rack.

please Christie

knows everyone's name, even the moderator's.

McPalin

we shouldn't even be talking about gays! Those I definitely can't see from my house.

Biden's going after her like a breeze-block of pain.

"My best friend is a gay" so I can hate them.

She has lots of diverse friends. She uses affirmative action when she hires them.

civil union nuanced?

She just stepped in it.

I could answer with talking points too.

but she still sounds confident.

Hands down if you come from a political/debate analysis. HOWEVA...she's winning votes and support for her ticket right. You betcha!

Sorry Marisa, couldn't help myself.

You're still my pick for VP.

that was nice. and invoking his mother and sons and whatnot.

is not an answer, senator.

Pakistan.

Palin: What the hell is a mandr...what?

Dang it, Palin. Answer.

That Iran guy seems like he'd be fun to party with. Lighten up Palin.

wants to prove that she can pronounce his name at this point

nuclear. These dictators hate "America."

by serious people.

They hate us because we try to control them and every other country on earth.

All I have is this questionable special sauce.

Like it, even. But her's seems a little fake sometimes.

give her that death look

ALASKA.

Very important. We shouldn't sit down with any foriegn leader, especilly hostile, without some back up. It was a major problem going into Iraq--very few allies.

isn't Obama a Muslim?

is pretty hilarious, though

Being BFF with the Holy land doesn't give you license to speak in the third person.

Cookies? Unleavened bread? Matza? Bundt cake??

Cookies? Unleavened bread? Matza? Bundt cake??

Mozel tov!

dead soldiers is just a "blunder"

That was nice. Rah! Roar, Biden.

Is always a good idea--especially if military outcome is one of the possibilities. Our potential enemies need to know moving forward with violence will have consequences with more than just us.

Jeez, the creepy zionist christian subtext in this government is barely concealed.

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there's a campaign manager somewhere smacking his forehead.