Quantum of Qonspiracy
While watching the latest James Bond flick, Quantum of Solace, this weekend, I was struck by something so insidious that it send a cold chill running through me. In this movie, 007 is up against an international cabal of people with accents who have a penchant for wearing identifying man-jewelry, namely the lapel pin on the evil foreigner depicted here. Notice anything? Hmmmm?
His lapel pin is the mayor-approved logo for our fair metropolis: The Q!!!!!
And who else do you think could be a part of this greedy network masquerading as green crusaders? What are these deviants up to? Does it involve the Q Uptown shopping center, and God forbid, Ann Taylor Loft? Where do these threads lead? Quash the conspiracy with your theories!!!