TV Stars Amaze, Confound

But as President of Texas, will this photo brand Norris as a traitor? Murky waters.
But as President of Texas, will this photo brand Norris as a traitor? Murky waters.

This week in “People Who Are on TV for Various Things” News:

Iron Chef’s Cat Cora is pregnant! And so is her wife! Each with the other’s baby! 52 million heads in the Midwest just exploded.

Once Texas finally secedes, Chuck Norris will run for its president.

Jon of “Jon and Kate Plus Eight” (or as I like to call it, birth control) seen partying and playing beer pong with college coeds. Kate responded with aggressive passive aggression.