This Is Why You’re Fat

In case you were wondering

Today’s special: Meat cake with mashed potato fondant and ketchup icing.
Today’s special: Meat cake with mashed potato fondant and ketchup icing.

This website is a monument to gluttony and culinary sin. It’s a gastronomic train wreck; no matter how many times bile began rising up my throat, I kept clicking “Next”. Bon appetit!

And thanks to my sister-in-law for passing on this meal-ruining link.