FlashQuiz: Pesach

You can no eat-a the pizza during Passover.
You can no eat-a the pizza during Passover.

... or Passover, for the goyim, begins at sundown tonight and rages until Wednesday, April 15. Did you remember to stop eating chometz about four hours after sunrise? Did you burn your unsold chometz before the fifth hour after sunrise?

Do you have any meshugedik idea what I'm talking about? No? Neither do the Jews, really. Take the Passover Quiz and be even more confused by Judaism's many kooky and antiquated rules.