What happened the first time you got drunk?
Alibi Question of the Week #9
What happened the 999th time you got drunk?
Did someone walk in on you while you were skipping around in a circle like a little girl?
The first time I got really drunk, I told my friend Rick that I was going to “sprain his face.” When I came home, I threw up in my shoes and wet the bed. My dad made me dig post holes the next day.