Taco Bell's Volcano Menu

The Bell's Volcano Taco and Volcano Double Beef Burrito are pretty exciting. The "lava sauce" that adorns both menu items is something out of a science fiction novel. It's glowing orange in color and tastes kind of like a spicy cheese sauce, although I'm not sure cheese is the right word. The taco's shell is lazar-red and it helps if you imagine that it's engulfed in flames whilst you're eating it.

You could probably eat both the double beef and the taco and be full. If you really want to kick it up a notch, include an 89 cent chicken burrito with your order. That way, if anyone mentions Taco Bell to you within the next three days, you'll be sure to involuntarily vomit lava sauce on their shoes.