Did you ever get in trouble in school?

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Nick Brown [ Mon Jun 29 2009 1:13 PM ]

I had to sit in the principal’s office for a few days for dipping snuff in the halls. I dipped the whole time I was in there. The secretaries thought it was gross, but funny, and they didn’t tell on me.

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- DarcyBennet
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I was in the third grade [ Mon Jun 29 2009 1:21 PM ]

and some kindergartner stole my brother's Hot Wheels car. Naturally, I began to send him threatening notes in the mail that depicted a "Ghost Plane" dropping bombs on his house. Someone ratted me out and I got in a lot of trouble with the principal. Two weeks later they skipped me a grade because I had far too much time on my hands.
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Nope. [ Mon Jun 29 2009 1:29 PM ]

I never got into trouble. Even if I skipped they just warned me. I got bad grades. Wasn't the best student. And still! But, bad things were always happening to me. In the 2nd grade, this guy that liked me was being made fun of and someone said he had Barney underwear on. I stuck up for him and he got mad and slapped me in the face. My skirt flew up outside one time. I got smacked in the face and knocked out by a volleyball. My pants ripped on the crotch and butt area. Thanks to my mom, she never let me wear thongs. Just granny panties. I had lice in the 3rd grade. And that was the first haircut I had ever had.
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Many times... [ Mon Jun 29 2009 1:34 PM ]

Let's see.... reasons include fighting, bringing home made explosives to school, and various acts of alleged vandalism, which I insist were social commentary, satire, or "art", such as hoisting a giant pirate flag over the school, covering every surface in a teacher's office with over 200 fried eggs held in place with staples, and rigging a bust of JFK to cry tears of blood, and so on.
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Rigging a bust of JFK to cry tears of blood [ Mon Jun 29 2009 1:44 PM ]

Oh who hasn't?
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No except once... [ Mon Jun 29 2009 2:09 PM ]

In fifth grade, I threw a pencil at a kid and it barely stuck in his arm. The guy was fine, and he was my friend, but the teachers still told my parents.
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The two times I remember [ Mon Jun 29 2009 5:11 PM ]

When I was in 5th grade I took the inside of a Stick-Up air freshener and rubbed it all over the walls of the locker of the boy I had a crush on. Of course he complained of the awful grandma powdery smell. The teacher made me go to the bathroom and pray with her for forgiveness. Then I got a migraine and threw up.
Then once when I was in 7th grade I took a maxi pad and put it face down on the teachers chair so it stuck to her butt when she sat down. She started walking around and everyone started howling. She drug me out to the hallway and told me if I said I was sorry I wouldn't get detention. I laughed in her face.
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Dr JV [ Mon Jun 29 2009 5:14 PM ]

tell everyone HOW you made JFK cry the tears of blood, I love that story!
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I didn't exactly get in trouble_in_school. [ Tue Jun 30 2009 11:13 AM ]

But I managed to stay grounded by my parents from about 7th until 9th grade. :\
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My pants were too big. [ Tue Jun 30 2009 1:07 PM ]

So I was called in to the principal's office every so often so they could be measured. I had to do detention in the "lion's den." When I was in middle school and at the height of idiocy, I got in trouble for throwing things out of the school bus window, like my binder.
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In the third grade during lunch time [ Wed Jul 1 2009 3:40 PM ]

I was sitting across this boy with a friend of mine. My friend wanted me to convey a message to this boy. Somehow I didn't deliver the right message and she started to hit me as friends do when they're playing around. The VP saw and made us sit on the secluded steps of the school stage on opposites sides of each other. I had never been in trouble before so I had no idea I was supposed to get up and leave at the end of the lunch period. I sat on the steps sniffling by myself until someone found me and told me I could leave and should have left a long time ago. I missed recess and the majority of the second half of the day. I returned to my classroom still sniffling. My friend, who got into trouble often, wondered where I had been.
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Kindegarten [ Wed Jul 1 2009 4:39 PM ]

Told everyone there was no Santa. Because there isn't. Many cried. And to this day, I'm outraged that I was put in the corner for that. It's the truth! I blew the whistle on the Fat Guy Conspiracy, and all I got for my trouble was isolation and friendlessness until well after xmas break.