One time, I had an eggroll party. After many drinks, we made a Skittles eggroll. The Skittles melted together in a grainy, slimy glob of sugar, and all the candy-coated shells blended to become a purply red. The partygoers ate it. All of it. Serious.
That eggroll, had I taken a picture, could have garnered me some fame if I sent an image to ThisIsWhyYoureFat.com. The site features a grotesque selection of heart-clogging food ideas, such as: macaroni and cheese pizza, the tempura burger, Spam sushi, the chocolate-coated churro relleno, the Oreo donut and so much more.
Look through them if you’re seeking inspiration to have a salad for lunch this workday. (Thanks, Joel, for the web find!)
scared my stomach. It crawled back up into my left kidney and won't come out.
Looks genuinely amazing to me. seriously. I wish someone would make that for me, pretty much now!
Look extremely delicious. Never was one for Spam though. My 1st stepdad used to put it in Mac'n'Cheese. Kind of looks like kielbasa right there. Mmm. Kielbasa...
Where is a good place to get one? I would like to tell my friends so we can go this weekend!
Bennigans does a pretty fucking good monte cristo.
with the one star thing? KISS MY ASS!!! And there is a Bennigans here?
My memory is failing me. Must be all the high-fructose corn syrup.
