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That’s a lot of fake nails.
That’s a lot of fake nails.

There's a certain lady I know whose false nails pop off frequently (and I'm not referring to the dame from The Gracchi, whose nails are found in random places at the office, flying off her fingers after rocking some rowdy chords during practice.) Anyway, this certain lady has a fear of not having replacements for popped nails. She has to buy several different nail packages to end up with 10 that fit perfectly. She has a year's supply, as seen in exhibit A.

She's embarrassed by this drawer. She knows she has a problem but can't seem to stop the stocking. It's not only cats that crazy ladies hoard.

 
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