Either That’s Donny Osmond Dressed Up as Michael Jackson or I Woke up Drunk Again

There are a lot of illegal things in this country that should be legal: gay marriage, marijuana, jetpacks (if you think they’re legal, you try strapping one on and taking off from the Frontier roof). Conversely, lots of legal things should be banned: being inseminated with multiples, assault weapons, and XXL tube tops. Here’s another: