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“The Real World 24” is Recruiting in Albuquerque

We’re one of many cities being scoured for characters. If you live in driving distance of any of these places, you’re allowed to send the MTV people a single e-mail including photos of yourself and a bio. Or you can send in a casting tape and become part of one of the worst, most drawn out, hideously brain-bleeding, demoralizing shows in the history of TV. It’s like Girls Gone Wild having a threesome with a soap opera and a cliché college movie cocooned in barbed-wire tattoo.

My only hope, fellow Burqueños, is that one of you can get on the show and completely blow its mind. I want to see antics so inhuman, so debasing, so completely deviant and beyond the realm of propriety that the Bugs Bunny Albuquerque reference fades from national consciousness to be replaced by you and a sense of revulsion.


Tomorrow's Events

Spanish Olive Oil Tasting at National Hispanic Cultural Center

Alfonso J. Fernández López and Alberto Moya Carraffa teach how to appreciate the different flavors and textures of olive oil. Reservation recommended.

Truckfighters • rock • Yawning Man • The Horned God at Low Spirits

Leoncavallo's Pagliacci at National Hispanic Cultural Center

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