Post-Rapture Pets

Devin D. O’Leary [ Thu Feb 18 2010 4:06 PM ]

Have you ever wondered what will happen to Man’s Best Friend after God calls you to Heaven? The folks at Eternal Earth-Bound Pets sure have. In what amounts to the best joke and/or business plan I’ve ever heard, Eternal Earth-Bound Pets will offer a pet-sitting service for those Chosen Few who find themselves caught up in The Rapture. A flat $110 fee will get you a godless heathen to look after your beloved pets during the Time of Tribulation. How can you be sure the designated pet-sitters won’t be caught up in The Rapture as well? A FAQ on the company’s web site assures clients that, “each of our representatives has stated to us in writing that they are atheists, do not believe in God/Jesus, and that they have blasphemed in accordance with Mark 3:29, negating any chance of salvation.” The service is available in 22 states right now. (Sadly, NM isn’t one of them.)

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... [ Thu Feb 18 2010 4:26 PM ]

Romaine,

Thank you for your interest in becoming a post rapture pet rescuer.

At this time we are not expanding our area. However, should we decide to do so in the future, we will keep your email on file and be in contact with you.

If you are an atheist activist, or just a skeptic you will enjoy my business partner's new book "The Atheist Camel Chronicles" which has been receiving rave reviews on amazon and throughout the internet. Signed copies available through his website (USA buyers Only): [link] also available on amazon.

Yours in reason,
Brad
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Represent! [ Thu Feb 18 2010 4:47 PM ]

Wow, Romaine, way to step up to the plate and represent your home state. It's a shame the company isn't "expanding," but I'm amazed how quickly they got back to you! Good luck on your selfless quest to save the pets of your Born-Again Christian neighbors.
--Devin