Hobo Hookup: Free Sardines!

I left a can of Beach Cliff sardines on the Alibi box outside our office, free for the taking. Sardines are delicious and good for you. Sure, being hungry is good for you, too, and smoking is bad for you, and you can live to be 122 on a diet of only doilies (I think I sat behind her at Popejoy last Saturday), but sardines are awesome and I’ll kill anyone who says they’re not. Try living after I kill you. You can’t. Enjoy the sardines.